title:Home Safety Tips For Seniors

author:News Canada
date_saved:2007-07-25 12:30:12

(NC)?Did you know that in Canada, every day approximately 1000 people celebrate their 50th birthday?
As time goes on, more and more Canadians are staying in their homes longer. Feeling a sense of security is an important part of our decision on whether to continue to live in our own home or moving in with children, other family members or deciding to change our residents to a retirement community. The fear of being burglarized, the concerns of having a fire or the panic of not being able to reach the telephone during a medical emergency can make this a very difficult decision. The anxiety of making a choice to give in to our pride and vital independence is one last thing we tend to want to hold on to as long as possible.
Today there is new home security technology available that can make this choice easier for yourself and your family. There are many home security companies available to choose from, however you want to select a company and a technology that is best suited for your lifestyle. According to Patrice De Luca, V.P. of marketing and business development for Protectron Security Systems, it’s important the company and the technology are reliable 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year.
“Choosing a company that looks after burglaries, fire response and medical emergencies will certainly give you a peace of mind knowing that all your needs are handled by one company,” De Luca added.
Time is crucial when it comes to security
he stressed. For example, it takes the average person approximately 7 minutes before they have an opportunity to call the fire department to notify them of a fire. In some cases, an entire house can be fully engulfed with fire within 4 minutes. Fire statistics report that 8 out of 10 fire deaths occur in the home. Lets assume you have a medical emergency and can not get to the telephone, what will you do? “We offer a necklace, which has an emergency panic button that will trigger the emergency dispatch processor immediately.”
Safety begins at home
Here are a few home safety tips seniors should consider according to De Luca:

Install and use good locks on doors and windows.
Don’t hide keys under the doormat, in the mailbox or in a planter … leave an extra set with a neighbor.
When service or delivery people come to your door, ask for ID, and check with their company if you’re still not sure.
Make sure the street number on your house is large, well-lighted and unobstructed so emergency personnel can find your home quickly.
If you decide to install an alarm system, consider one that is monitored for burglary, fire and medical emergencies. For more information on home security visit www.protectron.com.

– News Canada

Glass Shower Enclosures: What You Need to Know Before You Buy

Gone are the days when bathrooms were cramped, no-frills spaces with a simple toilet, sink and standard-size tub/shower combination. Today’s homeowners want spa-like bathrooms that offer beauty as well as function. One of the emerging trends is the stand-alone shower enclosure with crystal-clear glass that shows off the elegant fixtures and rich materials of the shower, such as marble, soapstone and granite.

Unfortunately, many people don’t realize that ordinary glass is porous. When hard water, soap and even household cleaners are combined with the heat and humidity typical of shower environments, glass can corrode and no amount of scrubbing will remove the staining and scale that result.

One remedy that homeowners can turn to is spray-on or wipe-on treatments to protect the glass. But when these coatings wear off, staining, streaking and corrosion can occur. Another solution, ShowerGuard™ glass from Guardian Industries, uses a patented ion beam technology to permanently seal the surface of the glass during manufacturing. With this new product, there is never a need to reapply the protection and the appearance can be maintained with a soft cloth or wet sponge and most common household cleaners.

If you’re in the market for a shower enclosure, here are tips on what to ask the bath dealer or the professionals handling your remodeling project:

• Is the shower glass protected? First, ask if the surface of the shower glass has a sealant or other protective treatment. Standard glass can become streaked and stained quickly.

• When and how is the sealant applied? If the shower glass is protected, find out what type of sealant is used and when it is applied. Some glass coatings are applied after the glass is manufactured, which could result in their wearing off in a relatively short period of time.

• Are there special cleaners that must be used? Some glass treatments require special cleaners and techniques rather than ordinary household cleaners.

• How long will the protection last? Some spray-on or wipe-on glass treatments can cease to protect the glass after two or three years and reapplication can be messy.

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Patio furniture cover

You must have taken great time and effort to make sure you purchase great patio furniture set. If you are planning to leave the furniture in your open patio, you may want to consider getting a patio furniture cover to give them the best protection.

Although most patio or outdoor furniture has good weather durability, providing them with cover will help preserve their look, color and finish. Even treated wood furniture can benefit from a durable patio furniture covers. Getting a patio furniture cover will extend the lifespan of your furniture.

Patio furniture covers are made from vinyl or vinyl coated polyester and other synthetic material designed to resist harsh weather elements of sun, rain, or snow. Look for a fabric that is breathable to prevent mildews and molds. Additionally, look for lightweight covers, which you can easily throw over or remove from your furniture. Fabrics that are soft to the touch and gentle on the furniture are ideal.

Choose a patio furniture cover with UV resistance so it can withstand sun exposure for years. They also need to have secure Velcro fasteners so they stay on despite strong winds. Usually, these covers come with a 3-year warranty that covers replacement.

Choosing the right color to match the rest of your patio is easy. Covers usually come in neutral colors such as grey, black, white, beige and taupe but other colors are available as well like forest green, blue, red or burgundy and so many more.

You will a wide array of patio furniture covers for all sorts of patio furniture. There are covers for individual patio chairs and tables, dining set combo covers, chaise lounge covers, glider covers, ottoman covers, sofa covers even umbrella covers, fire pit covers, patio heater covers and barbeque grill covers. The wide selection of outdoor furniture covers allows you to keep your all patio furniture always in top form. You can buy a patio furniture cover as a set or as individual piece.

Buying a patio furniture covers should not be expensive. There are covers for chairs and lounges for about twenty dollars. Add a little over ten dollars to that, and you can get a round table cover. There are covers for sofas below thirty dollars. You can even get a cover for a large grill for only forty dollars. As you can see, adding a patio furniture cover is a very affordable way to keep your furniture investment protected.

title:Preventing Water Damage in the Bathroom

author:Terry Allen
date_saved:2007-07-25 12:30:12

The frequent use of water in the bathroom makes it extremely vulnerable for moist accumulation and potential water damage. By inspecting it regularly, you can reduce water related damages.
Bathtub and Shower
The shower and bathtub require special attention and maintenance. Check the tiles and replace if cracked. Make sure that there is no missing grout between the tiles. Inspect and replace cracked caulking at joints where the walls meet the floor or the bathtub. Clogged drains and pipes problems will prevent the bathtub from drying and may indicate serious problems beneath the bathtub. Consult with a professional immediately to prevent structural damage. Pay attention to discolorations or soft areas around the bathtub walls as they may indicate an internal leak.
Signs for water damage are hard to detect since most pipes are installed inside the walls.
Pay special attention to flooring and walls moisture and stains as they may indicate an invisible plumbing problem. Check moisture levels in adjoining rooms as well.
Sinks and Cabinets
Sinks and cabinets are exposed to moisture and humidity daily and are often overlooked. Inspect regularly under the sink and on the countertop above it. Repair any drip in the trap as it may suggest drain problems. Look around the sink, slow draining pipes may indicate a blocked drain. Replace sink seals if they are cracked or loose.
The Toilet
The toilet is a vulnerable water junction. Check the water lines and search for leaks around the toilet seat, in the hose, and under the water tank. If you detect any signs of moisture on the floor around the toilet, check for leaks in the toilet rim and tank seals.
Be aware that hanging toilet bowl deodorants increases the chances for clogs.
To learn more about water damage prevention, visit http://restorationsos.com.
Free guides are available.

title:Choose The Hybrid Tea Rose For A Touch Of Classic Elegance

author:Ron King
date_saved:2007-07-25 12:30:12

The Hybrid Tea Rose is a modern rose, the offspring of 2 old timers getting together: the Hybrid Perpetual and the Tea Rose. These magnificent modern flowers grow on long stems and bloom throughout the year. Although this rose gives off only a faint scent, it makes up for this shortcoming with its many petals and tall stature. The Hybrid Tea Rose has been referred to as “your basic rose on a stick.” These are the most popular roses to give or receive on special occasions.
A Thorny Issue
Many gardeners avoid the Hybrid Tea Rose because they’re turned off by the idea of thorns. Well, good news — there are several thornless varieties! When shopping, look for roses with tags that read “smooth” on the label. You can find these roses in every color of the rainbow, except blue.
You Look Marrrrvelous
A Hybrid Tea Rose will look fabulous in any garden. They are happiest when planted in rows by themselves. It’s much easier to tend to them this way. Space your plants approximately 24 inches apart to ensure a good growth pattern. Plant in the spring.
Be sure to keep this area weed-free. These roses, like most flowers, do not enjoy the company of weeds.
Water Generously
Hybrid Tea Roses require lots of water during hot weather, especially if the heat is accompanied by dryness. Most gardens require a good soaking every 2 weeks, some gardens require a weekly soaking. Regardless of chosen schedule, if the ground looks dry and cracked, you water at once.
Placing mulch around your roses is a very good idea. The mulch will help prevent those aforementioned unwelcome weeds and conserve moisture.
Sunlight is Essential
It’s important that your roses get plenty of sunlight. Roses require a minimum of 6 hours of sunshine a day, including morning sunlight. The morning sun will dry up excess moisture and dew, which will help prevent diseases from developing.
The Hybrid Tea Rose will likely reach full height in about 3 years. Even after pruning, the flower will grow back to this height annually. Most modern roses, such as the Hybrid Tea, live a span of 6 or 7 years — even longer if the flower has been given exceptional care.
How to Care for Your Hybrid Teas
In February, when your flowers are dormant, prune your roses. Your first step will be to remove dead branches and damaged canes.
In colder climates, you’ll probably have to cut all the old damaged wood. Look for lively green canes — and don’t cut them. Those are the canes that will produce buds in the spring.
In warmer areas, remove any existing leaves from the plant to promote new growth.
Lastly, remove any debris from your garden.
Now you’re ready for spring. As spring approaches and your roses begin to grow, you should fertilize your garden with a high-nitrogen fertilizer.
Then sit back and enjoy nature’s beauty.


title:What Is Your Subconscious Mind Telling You About Your Home?

author:Melissa Lord
date_saved:2007-07-25 12:30:13

Are there areas of your home that you try to ignore? Maybe you tell yourself that you will attend to it later. It could be a broken doorknob, a leaky faucet, or even a pile of clutter. We all have these blind spots in our everyday visual field. What does this mean? We may look at something everyday, and yet miss its apparent truth. This is especially true in the home because we are more connected to every object in the space. This is where Feng Shui comes into play and can help us to see this truth.
Feng Shui is about creating a harmonious environment that allows the most benefit for the occupants. It lifts the spirits, calms the nerves, and enhances the joy in life. Feng Shui is known as the art of placement. This concept came into being over 4,000 years ago in China, and was originally developed by observing the flow and rhythm of nature. Today, it is being practiced around the world. Acceptance of Feng Shui in the western part of the world is rapidly expanding and the realization of its benefits is well known.
When starting to use the application of Feng Shui in a space, there are many areas to review. The shape of the building, layout of the rooms, furniture placement, and colors are among the many things to assess.
There are also some basic principles to consider:
? Take a look at the entrance. How do you feel when you see it? Does it make you feel welcome and happy to be there or do you feel like running the other way? The entranceway is the first impression that you get about a home or office. It should be beautiful, inviting, and open, both inside and out.
? Where is your bed placed in the bedroom? The placement of the bed can make a difference in getting a good night’s sleep or tossing and turning throughout the night. The bed should be positioned facing the largest part of the room and the door, without being in direct alignment with the door. This will help to promote better sleep by keeping the central nervous system calm. It also allows you to benefit from the expansive energy within the room.
? How many items do you have in your home that you dislike? It is important to love everything in your space. Keep in mind the joy that you feel when you are around something or someone that you truly love. By surrounding yourself with things that bring you joy, you further incorporate that feeling into your life.
? Electronic equipment such as TV’s, computers, alarm clocks, and cell phones emit energy known as EMF’s (Electromagnetic fields). There are studies that show prolonged exposure to this energy weakens and drains the immune system. It is best to keep these items at least 4 feet away from the body while sleeping or working for long periods of time.
? Clutter is the biggest block of energy that exists. Stagnation energy is created by clutter, and getting rid of this clutter allows the energy to rise and flow again. The motionless energy from clutter causes the occupant’s energy to also stagnate. This leads to such problems as procrastination, as well as lack of concentration, clarity, productivity, memory, and creativity. Prolonged exposure can even cause depression due to the heaviness of the energy it creates. If clearing a big pile of clutter get too overwhelming, try clearing just 3 things a day for 9, 18, or 27 days. You will most likely find that once you start this process that you do not want to stop. This is because physical clutter symbolizes mental clutter. So, by clearing the physical clutter in your home or office, you will notice a difference in your mental clarity. Your mood will lift and you will be able to think more clearly. This should be your first goal in the feng shui process. Until the clutter has been dealt with, no feng shui adjustment will be nearly as effective.
The application of these and other Feng Shui adjustments, when used together, may be thought of as a non-pharmaceutical antidepressant. A qualified Feng Shui Practitioner will be able to further evaluate your home and determine the best adjustments to enhance the harmonious energy within the space.

How To Buy A Persian Rug

A Persian rug is not only a home decoration, it is a functional work of art. Although many modern Persian rugs are made by machine, you can still find high quality hand-made rugs today. Before shopping for a Persian rug, you need to understand what it is and what it is not.

First, there is often considerable confusion between Oriental rugs and Persian rugs. Oriental Rugs are handmade rugs that come from a wide geographic region that extends from Turkey in the west to China in the east. It encompasses the Persian region. So while Persian rugs are also Oriental Rugs, not all Oriental rugs are Persian rugs.

The Persian rug is an essential part of Persian art and culture. Carpet-weaving is one of the most distinguished manifestations of Persian culture and art, and dates back to the Bronze Age.

A well crafted Persian rug can last centuries. The earliest surviving Persian rugs come from the 16th century, attesting to their durability. However, painted depictions prove a longer history of production. There is much variety among classical Persian carpets of the 16th and 17th century. Common motifs include scrolling vine networks, arabeques, cloud bands, medallions, and overlapping geometric compartments rather than animals and humans.

Persian rugs are identified by the region in which they are produced. Some of the more widely known types of Persian rugs include Tabriz, Kashan, Herat, and Kerman. Each has a distinctive style. For example, rugs from Tabriz have a central medallion and quartered corner medallions superimposed over a field of scrolling vine ornament.

When purchasing a Persian rug, simply remember the acronym MAKIP, which stands for: materials, authentic, knots per square inch, imperfections, and price. Let’s consider each of these.


Inexpensive, so called “Persian rugs” that you find in most discount stores are usually made from synthetic materials (and they are almost certainly not made anywhere near Persia).

When buying a real Persian rug there are really only three choices of materials – wool, cotton, and silk. These fibers are all natural and are more durable than synthetics. Dyed wool is traditionally used to make tribal rugs. Silk is the most expensive and luxurious choice. Some Persian rugs are even woven with gold strands.


It may be difficult to know whether the carpet you are choosing is authentic. When purchasing a Persian rug, make sure you are dealing with a reputable company. The best will provide a certificate of authenticity.

Knots per square inch

Knots per square inch (KPSI) is a measure of overall quality. Basically the higher the number of the better the carpet. Look for carpets that have a KPSI of at least 80 – over 100 is better.


Authentic Persian rugs are made by hand. As such all will have slight imperfections. This is normal. In fact if a rug is coming out too perfect the maker will usually introduce a slight imperfection. As long as the imperfection does not detract from the overall appeal of the carpet, don’t worry about it.


Most people start here when shopping for a Persian rug. Remember, each is hand made and a quality Persian rug can take almost a year to complete. When thinking about how much to spend consider the factors mentioned above. In addition, the size of the rug will have a huge influence on the price. Fortunately, there are a number of good Web sites that have eliminated the middle man to allow customers to purchase high quality, authentic Persian rugs are steeply discounted prices.

Let There Be Light in Your Bedroom!

Winter Solstice is the shortest day of the year, and then the light slowly starts returning to the northern hemisphere. But that still means we have many months of the year when our bedrooms get very little or no light in the mornings, when we get up, and are dark long before we go to sleep. If you?re someone who gets blue without enough light in your life, try brightening up your bedroom by making it feel like summer!

Think summer. Light colors, light fabrics. Take down the dark, heavy drapes and let the windows bring in as much light as possible during the day. When evening approaches, pull down the blinds and close the sheer curtains, which will look delightful in the glow of your warm bedroom lighting. Use soft white or pink-tinted bulbs in your lamps, or the full spectrum bulbs that replicate natural sunlight. They can make a huge difference in how you feel!

One way to optimize the light that comes in during the day is to position a large mirror on a wall across from or corner to a window. The mirrors will reflect sunlight and bounce it around the room. Hanging crystals in your windows is another way to bounce light around the room at certain times of day ? except this will be like having rainbows all around you!

Make your bedroom feel lighter simply by eliminating or moving around your furniture to have more open space available. Use colors for your bedding that complement the summer scheme, such as celadon, aquamarine, a hint of orange and yellow, or nautical navy blue and white stripes. A floral-pattern or green rug on the floor will evoke summertime thoughts, as will adding some flowering plants, greenery, or vases of flowers. A large tropical plant with palm leaves gives an instant feeling of warmth!

If you have a fireplace in the bedroom, try decorating the mantle with shells or framed photos taken in the summer. A painting or photo above the mantle of the beach, a boat on water, or lush foliage can add to the effect.

Try a few of these suggestions to brighten your bedroom and give you a taste of summertime ? even during the dark days of winter!

Wall Mounted Bathroom Furniture

An interesting phenomenon has taken place over the past 10 years which has been the increased number in bathroom upgrades to include new bathroom suites and bathroom furniture. Due to a boost in the economy homeowners are able to invest some of their income into renovating their bathrooms. Stepping through the front door and opening the door to one?s personal retreat and enjoying the tranquility and serenity by easing into the comfort of a bath or shower to alleviate the everyday stresses of modern day life.

Chances are no matter if you have bought a new home or wanting to fix up your existing home, the bathroom is the place to start since it gets the most use. Before setting off into any bathroom remodeling adventure, it is important to take some time to consider who will be utilizing the bathroom and by doing so will help you to plan out your space and decide what type of bathroom furniture will be required or need replacing. Homeowners with children will most certainly need a bathroom that is both practical and functional, from the bathroom furniture down to the bath or shower unit.

As we move through the various trends in bathroom design so many new innovations have surfaced. In the way of bathroom furniture which is now being built on the foundation that not every bathroom is same the size and thankfully manufactures are creating a vast selection of products to accommodate consumer demands. With the advancement in bathroom furniture comes beautifully crafted wall mounted bathroom furniture. Looking at the some of the benefits of wall mounted furniture, not only does it allow for a clean uncluttered look, but will in fact provide more space in the bathroom. The idea of having a wall mounted washstand or column cabinets adhered to wall instantly provides a projection of openness since the furniture is elevated and not at ground level.

Bathroom Suppliers Steadfast in Design Elements

Well rounded in their ideologies, bathroom suppliers remain grounded in their knowledge when it comes to bathroom remodeling and the importance of the one-stop shop, where there is not only a broad selection of furniture, but everything can easily be coordinated. Another element of design is the type of bathroom furniture finish; since everyone?s taste differs, bathroom suppliers also ensure a large range of styles to compensate consumer needs. Wall mounted bathroom furniture provides a unique alternative in bathroom design with every piece complimenting one other, whether you opt for white or a lavish wood finish be it oak, zebrano or beech wood any bathroom can be made both elegant and functional for families of all sizes.

Whether coordinating a wardrobe or furniture the bottom line is to achieve a uniform and clean look. From the paint, tiles to the furniture, conformity is created categorically by incorporating one architecture schematic eye catching design. White and light wood finishes are perfect for smaller type bathrooms, while deep wood tones in a larger bathroom brings about a rich warm look and feel. Baths, wall mirrors, wall cabinets and wall mounted washstands can be purchased with the same adorning finish for a consistent look throughout the bathroom.

Written by Shelley Murphy on behalf of www.victoriaplumb.com an online retailer of bathroom furniture, steam showers, shower enclosures, whirlpool spa baths and bath related products serving the United Kingdom.

title:Remodeling Your Kitchen

author:Mark J. Donovan
date_saved:2007-07-25 12:30:12

Remodeling a kitchen is one of the best investments a homeowner can make. For most homeowners it is the most important room in the house. It is used for cooking, eating, and gathering, and is typically a focal point in the home. Consequently, though a great investment, a kitchen-remodeling project can be very disruptive to the family. And the length of the disruption can take as long as two or three weeks.
The Planning Stage
Planning is absolutely essential in remodeling a kitchen. The homeowner should first identify the main objectives of their future kitchen. They should next research the latest products on the market including: cabinets, countertops, appliances, and flooring. If the kitchen is more than 5 years old, there are a lot of new products to choose from. For example, Silestone is quickly surpassing Granite and Corian, as the premier countertop surface as it is extremely hard, elegant in appearance, and comes in many colors. For cabinets, the trend appears to be towards lighter colors as they help the appearance of lightening and enlarging a room. In regards to appliances, the Stainless Steel look appears to be in. And for flooring, vinyl or wood is the trend. Tile looks nice, however, it can be unforgiving in a room where things tend to get dropped. In addition, if there is no radiant heating planned for the floor, tile has the tendency to feel cold on the feet.
Sketch out some plans
After the main objectives of the future kitchen have been identified and the homeowner has an idea on the products for it, they should next sketch some plans. I would suggest developing two or three sketches, keeping in mind three important points. First, professional kitchen designers like to think of a triangle when starting a new design. The three points of the triangle include the Sink, Refrigerator, and Stove. Make sure your sketches consider this as it will ensure a good functional kitchen. Second, consider adequate walking areas and space for an eating area, such as a table or center island, with applicable space included for chairs. I would suggest that the walking areas be wide enough for two people to walk through at the same time. The sketches should also include dimensions, as these will be needed when meeting with the Kitchen Designer. Finally, consider where the existing outlets and power for the stove are, and assess if additional outlets will be needed or old outlets relocated.
Visiting the Kitchen Design Center
Once sketches have been created, bring them to a Kitchen Design Center or Home Improvement store. A certified Kitchen Designer will then take the sketches and goals and incorporate them into a formal set of plans. Once the Kitchen Designer has formally generated the plans, typically someone from the Kitchen center will visit your home and take very precise measurements so that the plans can be finalized. In fact, make sure that they do visit your home; otherwise unexpected costs and delays could occur when the wrong size cabinets arrive on your doorstep.
When the cabinets do arrive at your doorstep, ensure that they match the list of materials generated by the Kitchen Designer. Again, this will help ensure that no delays or unexpected costs arise during the actual remodeling process.
Cabinets: Out with the Old and In with the New
Once the cabinets arrive, the cabinet installers will remove the existing cabinets and countertops, unless the homeowners decide to do this themselves, and install the new cabinets. If new flooring is planned, I would suggest installing the flooring between removing the old cabinets and installing the new ones, as this will save time and money. In addition, particularly with Linoleum, you will get a better end product, as the Linoleum will be unable to lift-up over time, if the material goes under the cabinets. If new flooring does get installed prior to the cabinet and countertop installation, additional care will be needed to ensure the floors are not damage during this process.
Installing the Countertops
After the new cabinets have been installed, measuring and templating for the new countertops will be required if Silestone, Granite or Corian are to be used. This task should be planned in advance so that it can be performed the same day the cabinets are installed. This will help to reduce the disruption time. Once the templating has been completed, expect several days to a week for the countertops to actually be cut and installed. During this interval the Kitchen Design Center should install a temporary countertop and faucet so that your kitchen remains operational.
Though remodeling a kitchen can be a huge disruption to the homeowner, the finished product will quickly erase the brief inconvenience. Between its new and contemporary look and features, and the knowledge of making a sound investment, the homeowner will swiftly forget about the disruption as they fully enjoy their new kitchen.

Comments From Your Vacuum Cleaner

I know, it?s disgusting to think about. But that?s what I was born to do and I?m proud of my accomplishments. I am your vacuum cleaner.

If they made quality TV shows about home appliances I?d be featured on Dirty Jobs. I get to make a lot of noise and eat a lot of different stuff, but most of that stuff is so gross you wouldn?t feed it to your worst enemy. Yet you give it to me and expect me to be happy about it. Good thing for you its built into my circuits to take your gross dirt and fuzz and really chew it up.

Sometimes I get sick and cough out some residual dust. But we all take ill sometimes, so just give me a good cleaning and a little medical repair and I?ll probably be back on my rollers in no time.

I carry around a lot of heavy baggage. ?The Old Bag? hangs on my back all the time keeping my hard earned dust piles off your floor. You wouldn?t believe some of the stuff in there. Missing a wedding ring? Why not try checking the old bag first? There?s probably money in there, too.

Hollywood tried to have a human emulate me once. Mrs. Conehead seemed to be doing a good job sucking up the dirt with that vacuum hose, but she did a horrible job of containing the dust. She spit out the dirt and hair with a subtle cough that nearly made audiences around the world throw up in disgust. Listen, if you?re going to try and do my job for me, at least do all of it right. Keep that stuff to yourself or discard it in the proper manner.

I?m just your average vacuum, but I?ve got a powerful older brother named Dyson and a pet vac named Roomba. It fascinates me that Roomba can do a pretty decent job of cleaning your floors without even need assistance from you. Just let him go and he does his own thing completely without supervision (ok well maybe a little supervision). Dyson does a good job, too, but he certainly has a lot more power than I do. He has a powerful suction that I wouldn?t recommend getting in front of. He?ll suck the wind right out of your sails.

I almost forgot my younger brother Oreck. He?s a tiny little thing but has a powerhouse suction, too. I?ve seen him hold a bowling ball in his mouth (younger brothers will do crazy things).

Speaking on behalf of vacuums everywhere, we would like to request that you pay us some attention, quit sticking us in those dark stinky closets and get us a checkup once in a while to keep our parts working right. Give us fresh bags, praise us for preventing you from having to pick up the crud by hand and don?t complain when we make a little noise once in a while. We?ve heard you be louder on football weekends with your buddies. Sheesh.

title:Why I Want A Swimming Pool

author:Ric Wiley
date_saved:2007-07-25 12:30:13

So you want a swimming pool. I know I do but that?s because my body is getting flabbier as I get older and I want a pool for 2 reasons. I hope by exercising in a swimming pool it will tone my muscles, help me loose some of my flab and make me fitter and the other reason is I don?t want to scare people when I use a shared pool. When I?m in a public swimming pool people think there?s a whale loose in it when it?s only me. Oh dear, I think I need to diet as well.
I spent last summer vacationing in Europe. I started in London ? it rained, travelled through France and stayed in an old converted remote farmhouse with its own pool and then travelled down through Spain to the Costa del Sol where I then spent 3 weeks in a villa high in the Andalusian mountains with stunning sea and mountain views and of course its own swimming pool. Both pools were unique and were self-builds. The swimming pool in Spain had been built by the villa owner, a great guy called John, who was an ex pat builder from London. The swimming pool he had built was 25 ft by 32 ft. It wasn?t square, the floor wasn?t level, the tiling wasn?t level, the slope of the floor wasn?t even, and you know, it was the best swimming pool I?ve ever been in. It was great.
I had travelled to Spain to see the area as its somewhere I had always wanted to visit on a vacation and do you know, I need to go back as I didn?t see a great deal of it. I spent most of the 3 weeks I was there in the pool. The swimming pool had what they call in England, rustic charm. The sides were not straight, the floor tiles were slightly uneven and the floor sloped ever so slightly from side to side but taken with the converted stables, now a villa, and the country setting it worked and worked very well. It was the best swimming pool I?ve ever been in. If I was building a swimming pool this is how I would build it. However, a swimming pool like this would not work with a new build house, it just wouldn?t suit it.
Take the swimming pool in France. This was much more of a modern pool but again was in a countryside setting so a really formal new swimming pool wouldn?t work and I?m pleased to say that this wasn?t a formal swimming pool although at least everything was straight like the sides of the pool. Again, the design was something I had never seen before. The swimming pool sloped down from the shallow end but at a certain point, the deep part fell away on all 4 sides to become 12 ft deep. However, it had an underwater ledge about 3 ft below the surface all the way round the pool. It was great for chasing the kids round the pool, or for them chasing me, and we had a fantastic holiday with 2 fantastic pools.
The trouble was though that although I had a very long vacation, I didn?t see a great deal of France or Spain except when we were travelling. The reason, well I?m sure you can guess. If not here?s a clue. I had 2 fantastic swimming pools. I am sure I can describe the swimming pools better than the countryside local to where I stayed. I?ll have to go back next year and try again but I know I?ll be distracted by the swimming pools when choosing somewhere to stay. Then again I could try a mountain cabin with a lake to swim in. That?s something I?ve always thought would be fun. It?s a tough choice, lake or swimming pool. Maybe I can try both or better still perhaps its time I built my own swimming pool at home.